dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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