HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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