Got a toothbrush?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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