The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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