i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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