guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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