i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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