Its about making memories worth repressing
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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