i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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