so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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