Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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