i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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