I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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