Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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