just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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