ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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