Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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