that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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