morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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