ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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