Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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