my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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