Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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