i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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