I bet he comes in French.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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