He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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