There was a lot of him and a little penis
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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