i need an iv and a liver transplant
4 words: hood of his car
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
