Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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