At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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