i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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