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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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  We did he did.

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  When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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• (760): View more from California

  I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Also, beer. Big fan.

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  Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not well. Although it could be worse.

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  My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.

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