I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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