ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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