I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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