think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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