Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot

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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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(917): View more from New York City

under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love

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(305): View more from Florida

Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.

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(519): View more from Ontario

No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."

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