If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."