Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records