"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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