he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.