My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
this hospital has no fireball
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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