i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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