I've blown a few things in my day
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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