Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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