I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize