i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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