bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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