No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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