dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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