One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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