I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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