Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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