I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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