Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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