You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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