He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk