i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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