Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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